WARNING SWAREWORDS1. Okay, first the most-common stuff: What the hell are you and where are you from?
I'm of the sloth variety and I'm from Italy2. Pfff... Who knows that country? In which continent is it, which language do you speak there and how is the flag?
It is in Europe and out flag is green white and red... in that order, I believe.3. Worst flag ever. Angry? Give me the best insults in your language.
coglione; stronzo; pezzo di merda; figlio di mignotta (or troia, puttana, zoccola, baldracca, bagascia, battona, cavalla, cagna, ecc...): Those are personal insults like "piece of shit" or "son of a bitch"
Vaffanculo; Va a cagare: A place where the insulted should go to, like "go to hell" or "Go fuck yourself"
There are also blasphemous swarewords that are very often used in italian, but they are not intended to offend the big man in the sky... people mostly use them as exclamations for hurting themselves or dropping something breakable. 4. We all know... All countries have problems with others. Tell me the countries people of yours normally hate, why and what do you think about it
Racism and ignorance populate Italy at the moment due to the great influx of clandestine immigrants coming from north Africa... so I'd say Morocco and Tunisia.
That being said, I've been to Morocco and it was one of the most beautiful places I've ever been to. I love Africa and I'd adore visiting more of it in future5. The rest of the world always has stereotypes about your country, tell me about them. Are they true or should the rest of the world shut up?
Pasta, Pizza, Mandolin, Vespa, Espresso coffee, Berlusconi, shitty politics and sex.
I rest my case...6. Sports: Tell me which is the most popular in your country and if you like it.
Football (soccer). I like it in the big tournaments like the World Cup... but I don't follow the national legues.7. Politics: If you were the president or whatever, what laws would you love to have added to your country?
Let's not start... I think I'd occupy too much space on this journal.8. I'm glad you're not the president then. Let's see... Do you hate anything about your country?
Politics 9. TV and music: Favourite TV show or music band (or singer) from your country?
Negroamro, Jovannotti, Modena City Ramblers 10. The most important one: Where do the people of your country normally go when they want to get laid?
uuh... the street, I guess? Private homes or night clubs? I don't know if there's any brothels or stuff like that.11. I need to go there then. Now tell me about your food, drink and dance. And also tell me which currency is used in your country. Yes, all of that.
Best diet in the world, including wine and olive oil. We don't dance hahaha but we will pay for the food in euros.12. And now the last thingy. Tag 5 people from other countries and spread the fun.
And whoever wants to do this thing.